Self help

[R0cketer]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila.

Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.

Tequila may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.


Tequila. Leave Shyness Behind.

[imported_elp6n]

You know, drinking is a sin. Or wait, is it getting drunk is a sin.
Regardless, you're going to burn for that post.







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[Unchained]

You are going to burn for laughing at a man's convictions. He will go to heaven for trying, but the rest of us will indeed be cast into the lake of fire. You guys keep laughing at the man. Won't you all be suprised when you are burning in hell and he's not there.
Now if you all will excuse me, I have to go help out with a Tops and bottoms sign.





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[R0cketer]

I'm confused how laughing at someone puts me to hell but threatening someone doesn't...oh wait I know....I'm sorry that I laughed...there I'm forgiven...you're still burning



This is the Rev. Billy Ray Collins saying

Its time to turn, so you don't burn

[Ironlung]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R0cketer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">\Tequila </div></div>

I prefer Jagermeister. It's more fun and it doesn't taste like vomit. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

[CoeburnCane]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ironlung</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: R0cketer</div><div class="ubbcode-body">\Tequila </div></div>

I prefer Jagermeister. It's more fun and it doesn't taste like vomit. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] </div></div>

Co-sign. Preferrably in the form of Jager Bombs.

[Ironlung]

I just enjoy bombs from shot glasses. No additives. Just jager.

[jtw61194]

Last time I drank Jagermeister, I started seeing stuff in black and white. I bought a flask so I could sneak some in to the Stagg Bowl, because a little of that stuff goes a long way.

[sup-rbeast]

I keep mine in the freezer and then drink it straight from the bottle...bout 30 mins later I ain't worth a shiz tho..

[Ironlung]

You have to drink Jager ice cold. That's the only way.